Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
buzzfeed:

I’d hang this over my mantel, if I had a mantel.
[Pete And Pete Fanart Extravaganza]

buzzfeed:

I’d hang this over my mantel, if I had a mantel.

[Pete And Pete Fanart Extravaganza]

Posted 11 months ago

Let this be a warning to their fly friends!

Posted 11 months ago

This is shawn he is in search of love! Will you be the one for him?

Posted 11 months ago
chirpchirrup:

I love you, tumblr. Never change.
eta: lol this isn’t mine and I DON’T KNOW THE SOURCE SO YEAH

chirpchirrup:

I love you, tumblr. Never change.

eta: lol this isn’t mine and I DON’T KNOW THE SOURCE SO YEAH

Posted 11 months ago

buzzfeed:

Reblog if you think this should be the official mascot of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign.

[14 TERRIFYING Pictures Of Goose Teeth]

Posted 11 months ago

buzzfeed:

All the cools kids wear corduroy blazers and play with fire.

[50 Kids That Are Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be]

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

Gandalf vs. Harry Potter

YOU’RE COMING AT ME WITH AN OWL? ARE YOU X%X$#ING SERIOUS?

Listen, kid. Get out of here before you hurt yourself. You’re &$%#ing with a real wizard, now, and I don’t want to have to deal with you.

“Hey old man, I beat Voldemort. And I died just to be able to do it.”

Volde what? Son I fought a Balrog for 10 days and died JUST SO I COULD HELP MY BUDDIES ON THEIR WALK. I’ve been alive for OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS. What are you, 16?

“So? A Balrog’s not an evil wizard.”

No, it’s a friggin’ HELLFIRE DEMON. And if all we’re talking is wizards we’ve punked then I’ll put Sarumon up against that noseless weirdo you had such a hard time with.

“Sarumon was just a pawn! Just some guy following orders from a head honcho that you had to let some hobbits take care of!”

You SEE this?! This is Narya! You know what that is?! It’s one of the THREE ELVEN RINGS, punk!

“Well I have an Invisibility Cloak!”

Pssh. I had a ring that did the same thing. Know what I did with it?

“What?”

I GAVE IT TO A HOBBIT TO THROW INTO A VOLCANO. I’M GANDALF, BI*TCH!

Posted 11 months ago
Sometimes a girl just needs to put on a super sad movie, get drunk, and cry
me